Partners and Investors


Our Principal Benefactor


Similar to many wealthy individuals, our principal benefactor enjoys fine wine, elegant clothes, pleasant repartee, and the occasional sunset cruise. In fact, he most recently was seen departing in a tour boat off the coast of Honolulu for a 3-hour cruise. Since then, he and the rest of the passengers and crew have “gone missing”. Anyone with knowledge of the whereabouts of their ship, the S.S. Minnow, is encouraged to contact us.

We are a privately held company with no outside investors. Although we are not soliciting investments, we are always open to discussing a mutually beneficial arrangement. Partnership and investor inquiries should be directed to Paul Valleau, our Director of Operations.